coaxialhampster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Sandwich Shop Ninja]

TheMcCheese was right

this would certainly make me more likely to go to quizno's than those stupid guitar playing weasels do.

[Science Fiction Garbage]

I like watching fish, man...

So stupid, it's awesome.

[Fairy Sorrow]

Stunning

There's not much else to say. Visually triumphant, entertaing, and meaningful. This goes IMMEDIATELY to my favorites.

[Sonic Hedgehog Nutshell]

that was absurd

I really liked this. It was just so brilliantly retarded that I had to add it to my favorites.

[-Gabbo's day show-]

pretty good

yep. working IT sucks. i sympathize.

[Passion Of The Christians]

Not bad, not bad

I'm giving you an 8, due to the half assed animation, but the content was pretty good. Although I share your opinion about the antisemitism that has stemmed from The Passion, I doubt that this flash changed anyone's mind. Oh, and I've never seen a penis waiting in line for anything. That was creepy.

[The (new) Cat Came Back]

That was cute...

Good work. I thought I was the only one who remembered that cartoon. I was surprised that you managed to make it as long as it was for its file size, with all the gradients and the music. I'd like to see more retro 80's flash out of you (perhaps a count duckula or dangermouse flash?)

cheshirepus responds:

I think the only thing that saved me on file size was the streaming audio. It seemed like every 30 seconds of animation I put in, I got an extra 100k of file size.
I'm actually going old, old school right now though. Thinking about some old Folktales like Disney used to make. Probably going to try John Henry first.
Thanks!

[Super Mario Reloaded]

my goodness

Well, I'm impressed. I don't say that often. Wow. I normally don't like these sprite fan toons (a lot of them suck), but this has got to be one of the most detail oriented, well done flash I've ever seen. I tip my coloquial hat to you, sir.

[The George Bush Show 5]

Dearest ShrikeArghast,

How dare you.
What the jolly hell is your problem? I don't care who you've met, who your precious daddy works for, or what you think about Sam T. He's a good flash artist, and just because you don't agree with him politically doesn't give you the right to berate him for his hard work. I do happen to agree with Sam T, when it comes to George Bush. However, this is irrelivant. This is a FLASH community, not a political forum. It's Sam's own damn buisness what he makes his movies about. So you don't like the subject matter, boo-fucking-hoo. It says right in the artist's description not to watch this movie if you're a Bush supporter. It's not Sam's fault that you decided to watch it anyway. You're one of those brainwashed militant conservatives, who absoulutely can't stomach constitutionally protected freedom of speech. I don't begrudge you for your political views. If you like Bush, fine. Vote for him. Work for him. Water his plants while he's out destroying the world. That's YOUR prerogative. What you do is up to you. But do not, In a FREE society, impose your views on anyone else. You make me sick. This is an obviously liberal publication, designed for liberal viewership, by a Liberal. Stay the hell out, and even if you just HAD to watch it, just to see what us rainbow-flag-waiving, conservationalist, "welfare mongering" liberal crazies were up to, then for god's sake, review it on its valid points (i.e. animation quality, writing, voice acting) and keep your Nazi bullshit to yourself.
Now, pull daddy's bayonet out of your ass, and wake the fuck up. This is America. Americans can say what they want. Don't try to oppress Sam T.
Fuck you, you goose-stepping, warmongering, opressive, mindless, preprogrammed, tit-clenching asshole.
No one cares what you have to say.

[Sounds Of Thunder]

Well executed.

Very well done. Visually it was stunning, however, I would suggest that you use black and white instead of color, in order to more capture the film noir flavor I think you were going for. Other than that, this was very good. It didn't seem to me that you threw in the nudity just for the hell of it. It actually meant something, and I applaud you for that. Keep up the good work.