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[MJ Secrets]

Astounding from a technical standpoint

Holy crap, dude... I've tried to piece quotes before, and I could never get them to flow that naturally. You spent a lot of time working on that, I can tell. I'd like to see more in the Secrets Series. that would simply be the cat's pajamas.

[smoke kills]

Pretty good

You smoke, don't you?

[You are a F*cking Moron3]

just plain nifty

well, well... Reggie here seems to have it in for everyone. I must admit, Fred Durst is a pretty big fucking moron, and I wasn't even aware of this whole brittany spears thing until I saw this. What little respect I had for him(borne out of his ability to successfully market the absolute shit he calls music) is gone. Keep up the good work Walrus!

[If God Smoked Cannibis]

Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame

May god have mercy on your soul for unleashing this steaming shit pile upon his pure green earth.

BURNDOWNDC responds:

May god have mercy on my soul for what? "Unleashing this steaming shit pile on his" what? "Pure green earth"? How is it pure if it has steaming piles of shit. But no I agree, shame shame. What was I thinking when I made this. It's not like I emailed you personally and asked you to waste your precious time (worthy of god) on my "steaming pile of shit". Oh and when it got such great reviews you didn't think twice about watching it. Oh and it's title. "If god smoked cannibis". Now that I think about it, the common religious dip shit could get fooled by souch an opaque title. Maybe I should have just added a bit about how if you're a religious fanatic you don't know anything. But otherwise from all your flaws it's not as if your one and only point is subsided by glaring contradiction. Dip shit.

[The Grim Reaper 2]

heew....

Aparently I was safest in becoming an atheist...WOOOOOO!! Cold hand of Death come take me now!

[Being Cloned would suck]

delightfully absurd

I think I had this conversation with a friend of mine once... great flash